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Gallery Opening

Sat Sep 17, 2005, 2:18 PM
Mood: Excited antsy
Listening to: 'Your Ex-Lover is Dead' - Stars
Watching: Kung Fu Hustle

The gallery opening is tonight!

He ended up choosing just one, 'Civility.'
I'm rather excited about it. I went by there today, and I from a quick inspection, I couldn't find any other photography. It looks like all paintings, and then my photo.

I guess that could be a blessing, but somehow it makes me nervous.

It's for sale at $45, which I'm not really expecting it to sell. The gallery gets 40% so I'm not entirely sure I want it to sell. I didn't know what their cut was when I set the price. I may up it a little bit before the show. To anyone that's had their stuff on display for sale, is 40% a normal rate?

In other news:
I was in a wreck last Friday, around 10pm. A girl with no license and no insurance darted out in front of me and I couldn't stop in time. I'm fine of course, and I believe she is too, though they took her away on a stretcher. I think she said something about her neck hurting a little bit. It was maybe a 20mph collision.

Thankfully, my insurance has coverage for uninsured drivers, so that should be okay. The damage to my truck was minimal.

Truck




and finally...
The Occupational Hazard of the Day

I noticed that someone had left some of those so-called 'Liquid/Ice' Ice Breakers mints on the counter at Wolf Camera. You know, the ones with the insufferable commercial with Hilary and Ashley Duff where they're arguing about whether it's liquid or ice? Well, I wanted to find out for sure, without having to eat one. After all, who knows who left them there? They could be filled with poison, for all I know.

So I picked one up and started to squeeze it between thumb and forefinger. It proved remarkably resilient. I finally popped it, squirting the entire contents directly into my right eyeball. Off to the emergency eyewash station I went.

Surprisingly, it didn't sting at all. It just felt like someone had rubbed IcyHot onto my retina. I guess that's what happens when you squirt menthol onto your peepers.


This is probably my longest journal entry, ever.

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Not only is this probably your longest journal entry, I also happen to think it's the most amusing.

Good luck with the gallery bit.

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"And then I stabbed him in the eye with a pencil!"
congrats on the gallery showing
boo for not giving a link to it
congrats on being near an emergency eyewash station
boo for ice fresh eyes
From what I can tell, 40% is an average percentage for galleries. Some go lower, but most stick with the 40:60 ratio.
BUT then again I don't know what I'm talking about.
Alright, that makes me feel a bit better. I hadn't really put any thought into that aspect of it before I left it there for display. It took me a little off guard.

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Everyone deserves love and respect.
the "liquid/ice" story made me chuckle
and congrats/goodluck with the show
At least your eye is minty fresh. I'm jealous.

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To be everything is to be nothing at all.
wow if she was uninsured over here she'd be royally fucked - pardon my french, but it's like an £850 fine [not sure that in dollars?] and 8 points on your license... you're allowed 12 then you're banned from driving.

as for the gallery percentage? the museum here wanted to take 25% - which i still thought was far too much ;)

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Good thing u didn't get hurt!!! I can't believe no insurance for that chick....she's dumb to the power of 2!
Good luck with the gallery photo!!!

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~There's beauty in breakdown~

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